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Character Name	xxxArthas4lifexxx
Class	Death Knight
Level	41
Race	Gnome
Please list your duel specs (specify which is your preferred raiding spec and if you're willing to spec anything else if requested)	I like to raid in my underwear and I wear whitey tighties
Your Availability to Raid Tues, Wed and Fri 7pm-11pm CST Is...	Negative on that. 7-11 is my fresh prince of bel-air time, well I could raid if you dont mind me playing one handed.
Please supply a detailed raiding history (pre-Wrath is accepted and welcomed, though you will be expected to have Wrath equivalent raiding gear and experience)	I was banging this chick one time and her boyfriend came in with a baseball bat so that was pretty intense and the worst thing was he wouldnt let me finish.
Please list your previous guild and reasons for leaving	I banged the guildmasters wife so they kicked me out.
Please supply a list of the mods you are currently using during raids (DBM/BigWigs/DXE or something equivalent is required for all members)	Just peggle because thats how we used to give out loot.
Do you know any current RAIDERS of Hellhounds of Chaos who can sponsor you (it is not required that you have a sponsor)	I'm sure someone will, just ask around.
Please tell us a little about yourself	I like big girls but I dont let my friends know so its sort of like riding a moped, its fun until your friends find out.
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? (Reason is also required)	A terminalia ferdinandiana because that bitch has 62 times the amount of vitamin C that an orange has.
Upon filling out this application, this also means that you have read, understood and accepted our guild Rules and Regulations, also posted in The Potential Hellhounds Forums. Is this correct?:	Wait I thought this was a porn site because I just put in my credit card info...