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'King of Dead' is Pop
07/03/2009 12:37 AM by Dramyst.
Just a few days after the death of the King of Pop, the Old God Of Death released a pop album. Photobucket

"I appreciate the somewhat bizarre nature of whats going on here," Yogg-Saron said in a statement released yesterday, "...obviously we had no way of knowing that this sort of unique situation would arise." Yogg also mentioned that the date of the release of his debut album "Love Mouth"was determined months ago. "My producers felt that we should push it live, it just felt like the right time."

Yogg-Saron's debut album will feature eleven songs, including:"You make my brain hurt," "C'thun is a mother fucker and nothing more," and "I've got tentacles and I know how to use them."

"I'm hoping my fresh style will really click with the younger people," said Yogg-Saron optimistically.

But many could not look past the irony of a being of death becoming a pop star the same week that a pop star became dead. "I'm not sure I can overlook that," stated HoC's Hearber, memberof the guild that defeated Yogg-Saron this week. "It's weird."

"I still haven't even decided if living without MJ is even worth it, let alone try to embrace a brand new artist fresh onto the scene," said Lorrenn, who later revealed he was considering committing suicide so that he could be with micheal jackson.

"Micheal Jackson's the one who taught me to Beat It,".......stated........Corrahn! "By 'it' I assumed he meant 'her'"

Speaking of Corrahn, here's a video of our Yogg kill from his perspective, enjoy!

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