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New "Massive Boredom" spell not enough to stop mostly chemically-induced alert Hellhounds.
11/13/2009 05:14 PM by Dramyst.

The latest surprise to rear its head from Blizzard's ugly bag of tricks is the new Massive Boredom aura that permeates throughout the entirety of their latest raid, the Trial of the Grand Crusader.

"Its so hard to stay awake," said a yawning Hearber. "Its like sitting on a really comfortable couch and then listening to a book on tape about the color beige."


The term originates from beige cloth, a cotton fabric left in its natural color. It has since come to be used for a range of light tints chosen for their neutral or cool appearance.
Beginning in the 1920s, the meaning of the term beige expanded to the point where it is now also used for a wide range of pale brown shades, in case you were wondering

"When I'm dpsing, I can barely keep my eyes open at all, i keep nodding off," said Doublehawk, who felt that meth was his best option to stay alert.

"When i fall asleep, I dream of better content," Gerica said.

Nevertheless, Hellhounds of Chaos snored their way through normal mode 25M Trial, and thus far have knocked off three bosses in 25M Trial of the Grand Crusader. The latest of which were the heroic Faction Champions.

HoC continues their proud tradition of failing at victory screenshots with this little number:

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