Hellhounds of Chaos defeated the Gurtogg Bloodboil encounter:

But the big big news of the night, was Charisma finally finding true love.

"Its all so clear now, why didn't I think of it sooner?" said Charisma, after the kill. "Who better to love me... then a miniature version of me!" At which point, Charismas new "staff" chimed in from behind his right shoulder, "hahaha, so true, thats why I love you, you make me laugh."

The new staff, which resembles Charisma down to every detail, is approximately one-third his boyfriends size. Its even wearing the t5 shoulders and helm from Kael. The staff, which Charisma has named "Charisminy" is excited about having been cloned to be a miniature version of Charisma, and then shoved onto a stick.

"I know its uncomfortable looking to be on this stick, but im never far from my beloved," said Charisminy.

"Well, I know i speak for me, and I hope that I speak for Charisminy when i say that we have exciting news!" boasted Charisma, while exchanging a knowing smile with his new lover. "Next week we are to be married in Vegas!!!!"

Thats right folks, Charisma will be missing a few raids next week to tie the knot.

"I personally know that I couldn't be any happier for Charisma and Charisminy," said guild mate Hearb. He later added "Charisma is a lucky man to have Charisminy..... that Charisminy is a damn fine staff.. damn damn fine... just, really, an amazingly delicious staff...I wouldn't mind, er, um.... hes a lucky man."

Guild mate Corrahn added, "Im used to using blunt objects to beat my wife, but a blunt object AS a wife? Lol, imagine that!."

When asked whether kids were planned the two laughed, "Well obviously we cannot conceive our own children... as Im not real, but, i think theres a small orphan boy in China with our name on it.... and i think hell be farming our gold for us soon enough!" said Charisminy, who was then joined in laughter by Charisma. And then they started making out and then they totally did it.

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Yay Gurtogg down!

When one of your resto shaman gets home early from school and you have a warlock too drunk to raid, well, thats just a good indication that higher powers might be on your side.

Shout out to the tanks and healers! Especially Loji and Listrata, who were able to nail down the aggro switchs, and of course Nitha for all the work she put in there.

Heals were sexcellent to say the least.

And of course a real congratulations to Charisma, who IS actually getting married in Vegas next week!